New Frames!

I'M GETTING NEW GLASS'S!
YAY!
And we just made this weird movie with me and Catherine dancing at high velocity. I like that word. velocity. Velocity. VELOCITY. aaaanyway here a preview for another movie-

mmmmmmmmmmm,ilovecookies!

I'm home alone and i remembered that we have cookie dough so i made two cookies just for me and i just finished them. they were really good.
I just watched law and order CI.
It was pretty good.

I'll leave you with this poem-

Weird-Bird by Shel Silverstein

Birds are flyin' south for winter.
Here's the Weird-Bird headin' north,
Wings a-flappin', beak a-chatterin',
Cold head bobbin' back 'n' forth.
He says, "It's not that I like ice
Or freezin' winds and snowy ground.
It's just sometimes it's kind of nice
To be the only bird in town."

Chuck

• Chuck Norris only skydived once because the world only needs one Grand Canyon.
  
• Chuck Norris doesn't dive into the ocean, the ocean dives into Chuck Norris.


• Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.


• Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


• Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.


• Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.


• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.


• Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.


• If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.


• Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.


• Chuck Norris invented water.


• Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.


• Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.


• When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.


• Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.


• Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.


• Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.


• There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.


• There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.


• Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.


• It never rains when Chuck Noris is around, if it tried he would just roundhouse kick every single raindrop


• The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.


• Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.


• In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

poems

The happiest day- the happiest hour
My sear'd and blighted heart hath known,
The highest hope of pride and power,
I feel hath flown.

Of power! said I? yes! such I ween;
But they have vanish'd long, alas!
The visions of my youth have been-
But let them pass.

And, pride, what have I now with thee?
Another brow may even inherit
The venom thou hast pour'd on me
Be still, my spirit!

The happiest day- the happiest hour
Mine eyes shall see- have ever seen,
The brightest glance of pride and power,
I feel- have been:

But were that hope of pride and power
Now offer'd with the pain
Even then I felt- that brightest hour
I would not live again:

For on its wing was dark alloy,
And, as it flutter'd- fell
An essence- powerful to destroy
A soul that knew it well.

poems

Last night, while I lay thinking here,
some Whatifs crawled inside my ear
and pranced and partied all night long
and sang their same old Whatif song:
Whatif I'm dumb in school?
Whatif they've closed the swimming pool?
Whatif I get beat up?
Whatif there's poison in my cup?
Whatif I start to cry?
Whatif I get sick and die?
Whatif I flunk that test?
Whatif green hair grows on my chest?
Whatif nobody likes me?
Whatif a bolt of lightning strikes me?
Whatif I don't grow talle?
Whatif my head starts getting smaller?
Whatif the fish won't bite?
Whatif the wind tears up my kite?
Whatif they start a war?
Whatif my parents get divorced?
Whatif the bus is late?
Whatif my teeth don't grow in straight?
Whatif I tear my pants?
Whatif I never learn to dance?
Everything seems well, and then
the nighttime Whatifs strike again!

Sad

I'm Sad because the only person who reads this blog is Dom and I sounded like him in the last post. I'm not to tired although I only got like, 5 hours of sleep last night.
Here's my latest video


and here's another one

Wied+snuty+dron+yoddle=Time travel

I wonder if the guy who came up with question marks was asked what a question mark was and he said it came after the words that man had just said?
And I wonder if someone made a time machine and said someone could go to the future would the future change for everyone? I guess that if he went into the future and like, killed Ted Kennedy then i guess that would change everyone's life. But say he went into the past and killed his younger self?But then if he killed his younger self then he would never had been alive to kill his younger self and none of this would happen in the first place! Wow. That was all my thoughts summed up in like, 3 minutes. literally. I'm not asking what the meaning of life is because it would not matter even if I did. Just a minute...

One day god decided to give his workshop a spring cleaning.
As he cleaned, he found bits of animal,projects he never finished.
He even found a bit of sun under the table.
God scratched his head and thought what could i do with all this rubbish?

That's from a book that I can't remember the name of.

I'm not crazy-I'm just ahead of the curve.